by Jake Ryder
Reporter
The Quad City Rollers are entering their sixth season in women’s flat track roller derby as the sport continues to grow.
For team captain Connie Hart, better known by her derby name “Diamond Dust,” it’s about the sense of community the squad has.

Hannah “Nahtorious” Packer (819, center) and her Quad City Rollers teammates battle for position with members of the Des Moines Crash Test Dolls at the “DropKick Derby” at the Davenport RiverCenter Sat. March 24. Photo provided by Dead Derby Meat photography.
“We’ve become a huge family,” Hart said. “We’d do just about anything for any one of us.”
The Rollers are a local entry into a sport that has shed its roots from the entertainment-before-sport version of roller derby popular in the 1970s.
The banked tracks have been discarded in favor of more affordable flat tracks that, more often than not, are just floors with tape marking the lines of play.
“When I talk about roller derby (with others),” Hart said, “they don’t know roller derby’s even existing anymore.”
Hart, 46, lives in Davenport and has worked as a waitress at the Iowa Machine Shed for 26 years. After coming back to the area from California in the summer of 2008, she noticed advertising campaigns from the Rollers on MySpace.
One of Hart’s cousins was already participating in roller derby out in California.
“I’m like, hey, if my cousin can do it, she’s a year younger than I am,” Hart said. “I stopped in at one of the practices and got hooked – my Christmas present that year was derby gear.”
Hart is a “blocker,” a position she said was inherited by her body type.
A “jammer” is usually someone who is “smaller and quicker” on their feet, Hart said. A blocker’s main task is to prevent the opposing team’s jammer from getting around the blocker, which is the main method in which points are scored in roller derby.
“It’s harder to get around the bigger girls,” Hart said with a grin.
Hannah Nickelsen, 25, of Burlington, also known as Rollers blocker “Hannibal Nixon,” sees such requirements as being beneficial.
“Sometimes in societies you’re smiled upon if you have a smaller, fit figure,” Nickelsen said. “In derby it’s the opposite; the bigger the booty, the wider the hips, the more girls are like, ‘Ugh, I wish I was like her!’”
One of the defining features of this new age of roller derby are the clever derby names that are unique to every member of the teams in the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, of which the Quad City Rollers are under apprentice status.
Often, the names can edge into PG-rated territory, with monikers like Roller “Betty Bustabuns” and “Kitty Cleavage” from Stockholm.
Usually though, they’re pun-filled and/or alliteration—“Diamond Dust” or “Nahtorious,” for example.
Hannah Packer, who is often nicknamed “Nah” by friends and family, is in her second semester at Black Hawk College.
The vocal performance major reached into music’s history for inspiration with a derby name.
“(Rapper) Notorious B.I.G. had a big influence in music,” Hannah Packer, 18, of Milan, said. “That’s my passion, so I wanted to incorporate that.”
Among any of the Rollers, it’s rare to hear “Connie” or “Hannah” in normal conversation. At a Rollers practice, Hart may need to give direction to Green-Eyed Wench, but her coaching will be addressed to “Wench,” not “Lisa.” That mentality of derby-before-real name also blends into the world beyond the flat track. “I have regulars at work … now that they’ve seen me skate, they’re like ‘Hey, Diamond,’” Hart said. “I was at Farm & Fleet and I hear “Diamond!” and I’m looking around going, ‘Who knows me?’”
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On March 24, the Rollers held their “Drop- Kick Derby” event in a match with Des Moines’ Crash Test Dolls.
A few hundred spectators filed into the Davenport RiverCenter, either seated in chairs or on the floor at one end of the track.
Among the pregame festivities was the Orphan Brigade, an area roller derby team for kids that had a scrimmage around the track.
“Pink Nightmare” may have been one of the tiniest little girls on the track, but she received the biggest support from the crowd.
With the crowd warmed up, the Rollers and Crash Test Dolls went onto the track. Packer joined the Rollers at the persistent request of her older sister, Melani McMullen, a.k.a. alternate captain “LoonaChick Cringe.”
“I thought my sister was the coolest person ever,” Packer said. “I’m scared, I’m kind of a pansy. I ended up getting skates, tried it out and absolutely fell in love with it.”
Packer was among those in the pack trying to block the Crash Test Dolls’ jammers.
“A lot of it is just getting in front of them and slowing them down,” Packer admitted, “a lot of hip-checks so they’ll get out of the way.”
Both teams trade the lead as they skate around to various rock tunes, with the Crash Test Dolls entering halftime with a 64-58 lead.
As the fans disperse for refreshments or to visit the various merchandise tables on the outside of the cavernous hall, a bagpipe player provides some themed halftime entertainment.
The second half is a bit more intense, with several injuries stopping play for extended periods. One Crash Test Doll has her shoulder popped out of her socket. Then another, “BreZ,” is accidentally hit in the head with a skate, resulting in a concussion. The blow is so severe that local paramedics take her out of the building on a stretcher.
An official at the event said it was one of the more injury-filled events he had witnessed. The Rollers agree that the injuries sustained in roller derby, while real, are often not as serious.
“It’s usually just bumps and bruises,” Hart said. “I have seen two broken arms, broken ankles and a broken leg.”
“Obviously, there’s risk of serious injury,” Packer added, “especially when you get really into the game and you get really frustrated.”
In the end, the Crash Test Dolls hold off a late surge from the Rollers and take the victory, 148- 141.
It’s not all serious business, though.
The proceeds from ticket sales went to Gigi’s Playhouse, a charity that promotes awareness for those with Down syndrome. Every event is done to benefit a different charity chosen by each skater on the Rollers.
“We try to get out there and do as much volunteer work as possible,” Packer said.
When the bout is done, most teams meet for an after party at a local bar where the mood is much more friendly.
“If you go out there and make that big hit,” Nickelsen said, “girls from other teams will say you did a great job.”
“Whatever happens on the track, stays on the track,” Hart added.
Nickelsen encourages anyone thinking about joining the team to not hesitate.
“I was one of those girls that didn’t know if I wanted to do it, but … every woman out here has a different personality,” Nickelsen said. “The heart of derby is having a good time – the more people, the better time you have.”